A day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
Aggressive play is a vital asset of the world's greatest golfers. However, it's even more important to the average player. Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you'll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player.
All is fair in love and golf.
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Drive for show, but putt for dough.
Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable.
Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Golf is the pursuit of the infinite.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I can't lose.
I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull.
I used to get out there and have a thousand swing thoughts. Now I try not to have any.
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.